Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.

Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"

by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018

FISHPOST

The act of making memes of the character Fred the fish from the popular show Spongebob Squarepants.

Look at my fishpost

by spoodilysquoosh May 6, 2017

alaskan fishwoover

When two guys go fishing and when one catches a fish, Then the person who caught the fish sticks it up your ass, your friends ass, or anyones ass

Keith gave me an alaskan fishwoover, what a homo

by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011

Fishpole

1: (n) a dead man's penis; a castrated penis

2: (v) The act of having sex with a dead man

1: Dude! i got so mad i wanted to slap her with a fishpole!

2: "Dude! I went to get my english exam back and I caught the teached fishpoling your dad!"
"My.... dad's..... dead?"
"you... didn't know?"

by A-Ray December 8, 2003

fishfood

The remnants of shit that is left floating at the top of the toilet water after you've already flushed.

Not only does it stink, but I left you a little fishfood in there too.

by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004

Crusty Fishhook

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth

Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!

by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

fishpotism

a command, anecdote or explanation that is irrelevant, pedantic in nature, generally self-serving, and often thoroughly ignored.

(impetus) "The latest 'Star Wars' is coming out soon."

(fishpotism) "I pushed my bosom WAY up, and this schmuck still hadn't taken notice, so I abandoned my booth at the REN-Fair and got online for Star Wars tickets. Am I really the only server who believes in polishing glassware. How about that Chewbacca... hairy huh?"

by Pizbiz June 28, 2005