Fishpole

1: (n) a dead man's penis; a castrated penis

2: (v) The act of having sex with a dead man

1: Dude! i got so mad i wanted to slap her with a fishpole!

2: "Dude! I went to get my english exam back and I caught the teached fishpoling your dad!"
"My.... dad's..... dead?"
"you... didn't know?"

Fishpole by A-Ray December 8, 2003

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fishpooled

To be manipulated in a work environment through deceit and dishonesty. Generally takes the form of being persuaded into working long hours through empty promises which are inevitably broken.

Martin: "We weren't able to go on a family holiday this year unfortunately. I even had to work through Christmas Eve to try and meet our team's deadline just to qualify for the Christmas bonus I promised."
Jane: "Did you at least get the bonus?"
Martin: "I didn't sleep for 3 days and all I got was a $50 Visa giftcard."
Jane: "Oof. Sounds like you got fishpooled"

fishpooled by KellyDeeee November 27, 2022