Febuary 15th

National Single Day
Dump their asses

girl: happy febuary 15th! yesterday was valentines day
boy: bitch

by maxmcghee_ February 19, 2020

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FUBAR

acronym: Fucked up beyond all recognition.

situation: crew of 8 is being told about an airplane crash. Some dumbass had the great idea of welding a couple steel plates to the bottom of the plane to protect the general from ground fire. unfortunately the dumbass didnt tell the officer in command untill they were airborn. they crashed and 31 died.
Fish: FUBAR
Caparzo: FUBAR
Mike: FUBAR
Jackson: Ya'll got that right. (nods head)
Uppham: I couldn't find FUBAR in the German dictionary, can you just tell me what it means?

by Oliver Quidgeums May 25, 2006

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Febuary

The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.

Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.

by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009

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Febuary 5

The day the most gorgeous, hilarious, crazy, weird, perfect person was born. The definition of ✨heather✨ Never leave her/ him if they were born on this day because there the real ones ❤️

Girl: Wow Emma’s so perfect
Other girl: Well duh she was born on febuary 5

by Penny❤️ November 3, 2020

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Fubartasy

The point at which all of your draft picks end up sucking or injured; and there's nothing on the waiver wire that will offer you any hope of winning another game this season.

I'm playing total fubartasy at this point, I'll be getting my ass kicked for the rest of the season.

by Loose Mortar October 1, 2016

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