cattening

cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server that can happen randomly or by the owner Swan.

Hey guys lets do emergency cattening to change the topic :troll:

by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022

The Fappening

A title for the controversial leaks of celebrity nudes from the deepweb. Starting 9/1/2014, a member of a celebrity nude-sharing ring leaked photos originating from hacked accounts.

Ever since The Fappening Jennifer Lawrence will never be the same.

by Krognus September 1, 2014

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Fappening

Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle

Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!

Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.

by Deucemaster September 24, 2014

Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.

"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"

by detectt April 22, 2010

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020