Nappetizer

The act of receiving oral sex before taking a nap.

Laura: I am so happy you had the energy to make it out all night for my birthday party.

Mike: Well if it wasn't for that Nappetizer you gave me I would never have been able to fall asleep at nap time and would be dead to the world right now.....

by Zoltar525 September 23, 2010

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Nappetizer

Nap taken directly after eating a big lunch.

Chris: The pulled pork sandwich was awesome.

Justin: I'm gonna need a nappetizer when we get back to the office.

by jwatkins August 26, 2009

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Albuquerque Appetizer

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008

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Irish Appetizer

Two shots of Jameson. On a date especially on a first date order her Jamieson for an appetizer instead of food.

I took this Irish chick on a date yesterday. I wanted in her pants, so i didn't waste any time and immediately order an Irish Appetizer.

by Bill Curry January 13, 2009

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Nappetizer

A) Noun. The final alcoholic beverage one consumes before losing consciousness. Usually associated with irrational exuberance and unwarranted confidence. After ingesting a nappetizer, most details of the evening must later be forensically reconstructed with the help of friends, as recall is impaired significantly.

B) Noun. A nightcap.

"Dude, that 7th shot of Jager was totally his nappetizer. What the fuck was he thinking?"

"Hey, baby -- why don't you come inside for a quick nappetizer? Plus we can play Guitar Hero..."

by 3E7H October 8, 2012

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