Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.
Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!
by lingolamb October 14, 2023
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I went to work with a mad case of fanus from to much chicken wings and beer the night before.
Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.
Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.
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