fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

fanus

Someone who doesn't care about girls. He just goes from one to another and tells each and every one of them he loves them when he really doesn't. A player.

That Fanus only wants in a girls pants and then on to the next.

by #yourstruly November 28, 2011

Fanus

When someone has a goatee or facial hair growth that approximates the hairy area around the anus.

Why do so many professional baseball players grow goatees that give them a fanus?

by Fanus hater September 25, 2009

Fanum

One who gets beat in Halo 3 by a girl.

also Means: Noob

" Your a total fanum"

" Way to go fanum"

by chicabee July 18, 2009

Fanussi

A Fanussi is female genitalia!!
Also known as a ... Vagina!!

OMG!! I grabbed Isobel's Fanussi!! I know she loved it really!!

by fanussi_meister January 15, 2010

fanug

A F***ing Ugly N**gg*r

1) Jono went to the emo party. What a fanug!

by Rodger Mcdowell May 23, 2007

Fanus

Fire Anus; from to much spicy foods. The feeling your anus gets when you eat or drink things that burn when they come out.

I went to work with a mad case of fanus from to much chicken wings and beer the night before.

Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.

by Dcline319 April 28, 2011