eyepatch

To ejaculate on a girls eye.

I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.

by duncars May 15, 2008

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

eyepatch mccain

When Tucker Carlson on Fox "News" insults a war veteran that lost his eye and wears an eye patch Dan Crenshaw. Another fine example of Trump, MAGA, FOX "NEWS", and Tucker Carlson insulting veterans. Remember when he made Pete Davidson apologize?

Tucker Carlson "It takes a lot of gall for EYEPATCH MCCAIN to attack moms that are worried about baby formula..."
Tulsi Gabbard *CRICKETS*

Dan Crewnshaw "You do realize I lost my eye during combat right? I thought you loved veterans?"
The left wing in America "Tucker hates veterans bruh, welcome to the club"
Pete Davidson " UGHHH...?"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 18, 2022

eyepatch.mxchii

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Me: hey do you know eyepatch.mxchii my friend: no? Me: go follow her she watches anime and does gacha club! She has the best oc my friend: okay sounds great!

by Buggy.anime March 16, 2021

Eyepatch

A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)

(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"

by Patty Bruce October 28, 2008

Rotaract eyepatch

noun; when someone shits in your eye; the state of being totally and inexorably screwed over by someone, most especially your local Rotary Club or Rotaract (a charity organization that actually doesn't do that much for charity)

"The damn Rotaract Club was supposed to help us with the coat drive and the didn't do a damn thing! They build you up, and they tell you they're going to do something, and then they shit in your eye!"

"Sounds like you got a Rotaract eyepatch."

by pentacookie December 31, 2007

eyepatch

The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.

John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.

by ~R November 21, 2004