Erwin Smith

only the man (or dilf) with the fattest, most juicy thick 12-inch monster cock on planet earth
"his dick was soo big, not as big as Erwin Smith's tho"
by cinamunchie May 27, 2024
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Erwin

Have 1 million banana's and also being a fucking legend.
Friend 1 : Omg, i farmed so hard, i finally have an Erwin
Friend 2 : OMG you have 1 million banana's?!??!
Friend 1 : Yeah 1 whole Erwin man!
by Friekohw March 21, 2021
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Erwin

He gives his best.

But he doesn‘t see how beautiful he actually is.

He tries to act unbothered, but you can feel his love. He tries to be distant, but you can still feel his present. When he compliments you, he really means it.

He is not a man of many words, but of consistency and knowledge.

He still is waiting for someone, who will truly listen and care for him.
I want to be that person, but I cant tell him, how much I love him.

I just wanna hold the moment before it‘s too late.

Please don‘t leave.
Person 1: I don‘t like his jokes.
Person 2: Those aren‘t jokes, he hides his true feelings within them. I understand Erwin.
by 0302 November 20, 2021
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erwin wermach

A type of esoteric catboi species that has 10x more nutritious milk than Erlose Chamrew’s
They are very good to breed due to their maximal output(radius of input area is small)
“ More erwin wermach’s were bred by vyrxz “
Erwin Wermach is such a sigma “
by Kittenpower45677 March 16, 2025
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oi oi erwin pp pee pee

when it says make a poem? oi oi erwin pp pee pee what is that poem?
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Erwin Simp

You have a strong feeling towards erwin, you want to feel his huge milkers and want him to aggressively squeeze your thighs. You want this man to fall in love with you. Ps. you read erwin fanfics.
..FrogLover on tiktok appears to be a Erwin Simp.
by Flochlover August 9, 2021
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