"Anthony called me last night, tried some Erotic Respiration on me."
*picks up the phone* "Hello?" "HUFFHUFFFHUFFOHBABEH!" "Bye."
*picks up the phone* "Hello?" "HUFFHUFFFHUFFOHBABEH!" "Bye."
by the mighty nexy February 7, 2011
Erotic Blowjobs: The most sensual gift of pleasure. The feeling of a tongue flicking on your flesh. The touch of wet lips on your skin. The swirl of a tongue. A slight breath of air felt. The warmth of a mouth. The nibble and bite of teeth. Saliva drooling on your flesh. The taste of cum. The soft touch of sticky lips.
by Lollipopx July 20, 2015
a group of body builders that work out in a fun sexual way. including the jizz bucket stretch, the pussy calf rotater, and the b.j pusher and juicer etc.
i had a great workout with the jizz bucket stretch i really worked out my arms and throat its awesome!
by bob March 30, 2005
I see you sitting there reading this message with your cock in your hand. It's
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
i read erotic stories all the fucking time
by dr.tran January 4, 2008
by JayOtCh July 17, 2009
" As I walked into my roommates room, I could tell that bodily fluids had been exchanged between him and his girlfriend, because of the erotic stench that was in the air..."
by The Mac Daddy June 16, 2008
Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.
by Figleaf23 November 24, 2009