Eoin

Eoin is a blonde haired boy who plays defence in football. He is fast and cool and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee-oin or Euan.

Person 1: Damm bruva jimmy got kick ova dat fence hard this time
Person 2: Probably called him Eoin ee-oin again

by Supmyman123 December 4, 2019

Eoin Goslin

Nobody is quite sure where this man came from! Was it above or below from th left or the right no one knows..... Only one thing is sure his dad can definantly not eat anything of the bone. This term can also be used to describe bad weather outside

Jaysus man isn't the weather fierce Eoin Goslin outside?

by keith farrell June 6, 2011

Eoin

Strange guy, hard to like, almost all Eoins have pubic lice and a small Willy; and is a small person

Do not trust around ur boyfriend on any circumstance.

Girl one: hey Eion

Girl ones bf: oh who is this?
Girl one: don’t talk to him

Eoin: *kisses girl ones bf*
Girl ones bf: *falls in love*
Girl one: *transforms into emo furry mlp sunset shimmer hybrid*

by Moneysgf April 4, 2022

Eoin

The act of committing homicide

"If you have hit a pot of Eoins, you have killed a family"
"i hit a mad Eoin last night"

by Vantrix November 1, 2021

Eoin

Solid bloke, bit of a twat sometimes all-round pretty great.

Myself - "Anyone seen Eoin"
Eoin - "Hey have you guys heard about Fallout New Vegas"

by Crusaddez June 18, 2022

EOIN CLARKE

Eoin Clarke is the sexiest beast in ireland. He is a boxer and gaa player. He has a dreamy black fade and beautiful blue eyes. He is 6ft and weighs 11stone he has big feet which indicates hw has a big dick 😍 he has a lover and he loves her back but he cant show that because of his situation with her. He judges girls by their figure and looks. He is kind, generous and a good friend! You are lucky if you know this boy

EOIN CLARKE LOVES ME

EOIN CLARKE DOESNT LOOK LIKE WHEETABIX
EOIN CLARKE HAS A 6 PACK
GIRAFFE

by Im fit af October 28, 2018

Eoin

Ginger

Eoin has gingervitus.

by dickmedownpls December 4, 2022