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enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank
by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016
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Enlightenment

The simple and subtle realization that there is no salvation, all religions are false constructs of control, and that we are all already in Hell.

Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Enlightened conversations

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Weeb Enlightenment

To break free of endless seasonal anime farming. By- Gigguk.
I finally watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes and gained Weeb Enlightenment- By Lost Pause
by The Hero King May 28, 2025
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Journey of Enlightenment

Getting in the car to go see the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
Get out of bed we’re going on a journey of enlightenment
by BigB2579 February 5, 2023
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Enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
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