engineer

Engineers make things work, even if they don't know much about it.

Da Vinci was the first scientist to study materials. Think of all the grand engineering from before that time.

by AMax October 26, 2007

engineer

An accredited psychopath. Psychopathic tendencies are not usely inherent, but emerge after the proto-engineer (see: student) has been run through courses like statics, thermodynamics, and circuits.

The difference between a psychopath and an engineer is that one has a degree.

by Jacob (aerospace engineering student) May 03, 2004

Engin

Adjective

When your brain activity hits anything between one and zero due to much illegal substince consum.

I was to „engin“ to go to school tomorow
I think i am going „engin“ right now

by Shoreassel April 24, 2020

engineer

an individual with extreme mathematical mechanical electrical physiological and other type knowledge. usually has limited knowledge or interest in all things liberal arts. usually has loathing of scientists who never contribute anything to society. are personally responsible for critical features of the earth such as terran rotation, gravity, the speed of light, and heisenberg's uncertainty principle and can change any of these principles with the power of thought.

engineers mke the world work, and often they have very good rapport with members of the opposite sex as long as they are fellow engineers and not skank liberal arts wastes of life and tuition

by bmedork January 04, 2004

Engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."

by destillat July 05, 2006

engineering

An extremely hard course in university whereby the students of it have no life.

Damn those engineering students are nerds

by Drew Strew September 17, 2005

engineering

A major/field of study in college where there are no girls.

Engineering Boy: Hey, do you wanna come to our engineering party and solder electrical components while under the influence?

Normal Boy: Shut up you fucking loser, I'm going to a party where there are girls so I can laid...

by Young & Freedman September 28, 2005