engrish

Engrish is the slang term for Japanese to English translations gone horribly wrong, and the results are often extremely funny

Engrish: "Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind"

What they meant to say: "Gives you a healthy mouth and fresh breath"

by www.engrish.com March 20, 2005

olde english

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water

i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!

by brodizzle January 6, 2004

AP English

HELL

AP English takes place in hell.

by sunnydictator September 20, 2009

English garden

Ginger pubes on a pale white girl.

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."

by kowal5ki November 7, 2013

ENGLISHISIZE

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017

stuck-the-english

Stuck-the-English is defined as an awkward pause in a normal conversation caused by a person’s inability to continue speaking because of an unfamiliarity with English.

"Okay we the go uh.. hmm.. eh.. Sorry, stuck-the-english"

by amarnus January 23, 2010

English class

A class that teaches students about the English language. During the early years, English is a very useful, important, and most of all fun class. By middle school, however, English class becomes a redundant class where students are taught the exact same things (basic grammar and punctuation, paragraph structuring, etc) over and over again. By high school, the fun and useful class has been completely replaced by an idiotic course where too much emphasis is placed on over-analysis and essay writing (where the teacher usually tells the students to write a five page essay that could be easily done in three), and less emphasis on creativity. High school English is the period where many idiots get the impression that Shakespeare is the only playwright to exist in EVER and that no significant literature has been published since the late Victorian era.

An average English class:
English teacher: Today kids, we're going to go over basic grammar and punctuation for the five billionth time right before I start fellating Shakespeare!
Students: Hooray!

by Capn Con December 17, 2008