The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Little Emory

Also known as Oxford College of Emory University.

A two year school located on Emory's original campus. After graduating, students continue on as juniors at Emory's main campus.

People actually smile at you at Little Emory. Maybe it's because they have higher IQ's.

by sciurus June 11, 2004

Emory Sluts

A species of Atlanta slut that frequents Moe's and Joe's on Tuesday nights. Often found coked up on Daddy's dime, sprawled out on the floor of a bathroom getting date raped by a pre-law frat boy. Expect to see fake bake and pearls.

A classier counterpart to FSU's Potbellie's slut.

Hey Emory sluts! Would you like a pearl necklace to go with your pearl necklace?

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 18, 2007

to let an emory

to fart at an undesired time or place
also to fart when it is dead silent

Damn Emory let an emory

by RL April 1, 2005

Emorie

A boy who is deeply in love with Mya Nicole Olivero but doesn't want to admit it so instead he says that he likes someone else when he true loves Mya.

Emorie: "Damn, I wish I could tell Mya how I really feel because I love her so much"

by Curlyhead_Fiorella February 9, 2017

Little Emory

A small college in the middle of Nowhere, GA, that nobody has heard of... even at Emory.

"My boyfriend goes to Little Emory."
"Where?"

by fushi June 11, 2004

Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021