Emerson

the biggest cunt you’ll ever meet . thinks he’s so hard cuz he has a durag when actually he’s the biggest pussy anyone could ever meet. you often find that emerson’s mum has colossal titties. he’s thinks he runs the roads when actually he got jumped by 30 people. if u ever meet an emerson you will probably think about killing your self

hey guys i saw emerson’s mum

fuck me her tits are so big but i couldn’t find his dad

by jasonmoore44 September 29, 2019

emerson

Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.

Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.

by krakpusha March 18, 2008

Emerson

Emerson is the beautiful and wonderful girl in the world. She loves art and plays lacrosse, Feild hocky, and she snowboards. She has passing grades (B-A). She has dark brown hair, bright hazel eyes, and she is usually 12-15 years old. She is Caucasian but loves Asian food. She isn’t petite but isn’t large.

Woah dude Emerson is so hot ! You got to get a girl named Emerson. You’ll never want to lose her!

by ArtsyRoseWater February 26, 2018

Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

emerson

a cesspool in bergen county, nj

I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.

by ex-emersonian September 9, 2005

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

Emerson Barrett

An extremely talented drummer and artist. He has a beautiful hat collection. Going along with how talented he is he is also very attractive. He is one of the sweetest humans I’ve ever met he is just perfect

Emerson Barrett is the sweetest human ever!
Friends 2: I know! When I hugged him for a picture afterwards he said “aw that was like a cute little sleepy prom picture!” He is so precious

by soldier of the royal council November 10, 2018