fat elvis

eating a cheeseburger while taking a shit and recieving oral pleasure all at the same time

Jane gives the best fat elvis' in town!

by kenny July 27, 2004

The Elvis Presley

Named after the cultural icon, Elvis Presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, "The Elvis Presley" takes place when a male lubricates a female's vagina or anus with peanut butter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. This term was formed after an off-campus incident at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey.

"YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH THE ELVIS PRESLEY LAST NIGHT... NOW SHE HAS SALMONELLA!!"

by MrCreampuff February 15, 2009

Filthy Elvis

Giving a girl The Filthy Elvis is when a man is "behind" her and performs a double reverse shocker by placing both hands in the standard shocker position then giving her "four in the stink, two in the pink." Then, when she jumps up angrily and spins around, he gives her some shit sideburns and say "Thank ya', thank ya' very much."

Heather broke up with Tony for giving her The Filthy Elvis.

by MCForrest1 December 23, 2008

Elvisa

The coolest person in the world.. She can make you laugh with every word she says, She can make you smile with everything she does.. Shes so amazingly beautiful that you can't stop looking at her. Elvisa(s) are usually short but they're a bag of fun! If you are lucky enough to date her, Hold on too her for a while.. Heck, MARRY HER!

Guy 1: Dude I think I wanna marry Elvisa
Guy 2: Go for it bro before someone else gets her before you
Guy 1: Id never let that happen!

by losuhx3 August 20, 2011

fluffy elvis

When male ejaculatory fluid is present on the tip of the penis, and the male casually rubs and inserts the penis on and around the female's long fluffy vagina pubes.

"Holy Shit dude, last night that shit was so long, i had to fluffy elvis the shit out of that pussy."

by ThreeThreeTwo September 27, 2012

Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Chocolate Elvis

Vegas variation on Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it down both sides of a woman's face, creating long Elvis sideburns.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a Chocolate Elvis.

by Wiseguy2005 December 16, 2005