Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006

Eddsexual

1. Two words: Edd Gould. The coolest dead person ever!
2. Someone who is attracted to Edd Gould
(it's like tordsexual but for Edd fan girls)
(You're welcome, darlings!)

I am eddsexual.

by TheMadelkat.com April 8, 2017

egosexual

To love one's self. Self love.

Oh. Mah. God. Lucy is so egosexual she had to break up with her boyfriend

by yourmomscouchsbitch October 20, 2008

emasexual

A guy named Emanuel who is not ready to come out of the closet however drops many hints about his sexuality.

Emanuel is emasexual

by Ishaac November 12, 2017

Ensexual

Ensexual is the sexuality for liking all genders under the non-binary umbrella (genderfluid, demiboy/demigirl, agender, etc.) it is called ensexual because non-binary people are often called “enbies”.

“Hey Sophie, what’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Ensexual, and at the moment I’m dating a genderfluid person.”
“That’s so cool!”

by _that.furry September 12, 2020

ellasexual

People (male, female, etc.) only attracted to people named Ella (regardless of last name).

Help guys I might be ellasexual, first there was this one girl in Cali, and now I moved to Germany and theres another cute one-

by killer kazoo September 21, 2020

Eboysexual

When you love eboys so much it's an addiction

Omg did you hear about ally?? She is an eboysexual!!

by Seggsy 🙈🙈🙈😏😏😏 November 30, 2020