ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.

Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''

by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 30, 2017

Rejected Ejected

When you get rejected and ejected from the friend zone.

Bro… (9Pedosom)
Yeah? (7Pedson)
I got Rejected Ejected(9Pedosom)

by Α March 10, 2022