Ego-Seismic

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012

Alter ego

- someone you wish to be or prefer being under a usually different name
- someone more confident, comfortable who you want to become

-someone created by your imagination and speaks for you

Slim shady is Eminem's alter ego

by JNOPE March 17, 2016

Ego Machine

Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.

"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"

by NWAwalrus January 1, 2022

Ego lifting

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

by properliftingman August 29, 2010

ego shift

The clicking noise you here behind you as the cyclist you just passed, changes gear in an attempt to catch you.

As I passed the lycra-clad, roadie on his carbon fibre racing bike, I heard him desperately ego shifting behind me.

by Tiim January 6, 2009

ego crashing

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.

These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?

by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022

false ego

The false ego is the idea and concept we create about ourselves in the course of our lives, which typically excludes any qualities we don't wish to accept about ourselves.

"He realized his true self and did not give in to the false ego".

by H.Bogart March 13, 2015