edonkey

A fire-walled bastard "SELLOUT" gnuttela program

Don't use eDonkey if you want to stay out of jail, perverts.

by larstait October 10, 2003

edmonds woodway

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

by oof444 September 23, 2018

Edmon

Usually guys with this name are the most funniest, coolest and famous people at their schools. A guy whose name is Edmon is a great friend and everyone wishes to be like him. Everyone knows him, respects him and loves him.

Man do you know Edmon?
Of course I do, I mean who doesn’t?
He is so cool man I wish I was him.

by James3848 January 17, 2018

Elzoned

It's when all the people in the world you know would choose someone else over you.

"She was not talking about you. I'm pretty sure you've been Elzoned man!"

by psylento April 10, 2020

Noel Edmonds

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.

Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!

by ColinT January 9, 2008

Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.

Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.

by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

Jim Edmonds

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.

holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.

by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005