When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.
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Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.
All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.
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When you get to that point where you think about a special someone's name, thus making you enter a state of pure ecstasy that can not be undone for at least 1 hour.
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Get the Enlightened mug.an enlightened nerd. a renaissance geek, if you will. someone who likes the internet but realises there is a real thing called life out there somewhere too.
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Get the enlighted mug.A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.
"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah
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