Economic Intercourse

A form of economic stimulus that is considered long and hard, as recommended by a former, massive member of the US Senate. Requires many stimulus packages to come on and/or be pounded out. May require fingering someone else to take the blame if it fails and we need to pull out.

"We need economic intercourse to stimulate our economic package."

by ThatGuyMort May 3, 2020

Economy

A multi-function excuse usable for absolutely anything.

Uggo: Do you want to go get some dinner on Friday night?
You: Not with this economy.
Uggo: I'll pay.
You: Crap.

by Minbargen June 9, 2009

underwear gnome economics

A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.

Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town's underwear. The gnome's plan is to...
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.

WebMD's underwear gnome economics.
Step One: 'Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.'
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.

by -Razor May 21, 2008

Economic downturn

A term used to describe something such as a flat tire. Basically because everyone is blaming the "economic downturn" for everything.

Friend one: Dang! I got a flat tire!

Friend two: What are you going to do, its an economic downturn...

by Priz April 7, 2009

Economic Turndown

A fancy name for being rejected for a job opportunity based upon the employer's excuse that "times are tough and they're just not able to hire anyone at the moment".

Despite posting record profits in the previous fiscal quarter, the major pharmaceutical company declined four dozen people at job interviews and gave them all an economic turndown.

by Raul (comes out at night) February 23, 2012

economic maguire

Tackling your own allies, scoring own goals and creating an economic Maguire

It's Ghana be okay if only we can stop tackling ourselves with our 2023 budget and just get out of this economic Maguire...

by G-Spirit December 1, 2022

economic hit man

Are highly paid professionals who cheat countries around the globe out of trillions of dollars. They funnel money from the World Bank, the U.S. Agency for International Development and other foreign aid organizantions into the coffers of huge corporations and the pockets of a few wealthy families who control the planet's natural resources. Their tools include fraudulent financial reports, rigged elections, pay offs, extortion, sex and murder.

Economic Hit Man are a big part of the globalization movement. They are highly paid consulants who travel the world.

by bo h. April 25, 2007