John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.
by mrshiteater April 5, 2010
Get the Eating Shitmug. by Mekka April 23, 2004
Get the eating shitmug. 
Get the Eat Shitmug. When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".
1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!
2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?
Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!
by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011
Get the Eat The Shit Out Of Her Assholemug. What poor people do.
by Ren&Azi April 18, 2006
Get the eat shitmug. v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
by viciousk August 13, 2009
Get the eat shitmug.