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A short girl who should not be messed with. Get on her bad side/make her cry, and you might be weary of who you see. She will turn everyone against you. Very kind to her friends, and if you are a good person to her, then she will help you when she can.
I made Evelyn cry yesterday, and regret it. My bestie is beating me up now.
Evelyn by Catnip District 12 January 8, 2019
Evelyn’s always have a bigger dick than Tyler’s. Tyler’s have small dicks.
“Wow Evelyn’s dick is MASSIVE! Wayyyyy bigger than Tyler’s! Though that’s not much of a surprise.”
Evelyn by BigGayInnit August 28, 2019
The absolute most gorgeous being that you will ever find to wander on this earth. She will grace your life with greatness and so much more. She has the cutest laugh, especially when she's in crack head mode it's the cutest. She is also the cutest girl in the world, and when her face lights up it's like it's Christmas again. Evelyn is also very hot, the moment you touch her, your hand immediately gets third degree burns. She is an amazing girl, cherish her when she is around you. If she is yours take care of her, she is the best girl to ever grace the world. She is also amazingly strong. She's also amazingly talented, and is great at everything that she does, specifically with art and writing, makes the best things that have graced the world and could move someone to tears. Ultimately, she is a great person to go to, makes a person feel better within five seconds of being with them. She will warm your heart like chocolate in the microwave. They have so much to offer to this world and they're going to be amazingly successful. Have I also mentioned that she is the cutest? Evelyn also gives the best hugs that are in the world, and makes you feel safer than the Pentagon. She also gives cute kisses on the cheek that make butterflies roar in your stomach. Being around her is also wonderful, makes you feel like you're in the presence of a goddess, in which you are. Once again, CHERISH HER OR PERISH.
Is that Evelyn, wow what a cutie.
Evelyn, you look gorgeous!
Evelyn's hot on any given day.
Wow, I deem Evelyn as best girl.
Evelyn by biidalida January 23, 2020
Evelyn shed her skin yesterday.
Evelyn by Ashkenazi420 November 15, 2019
Evelyn means clumsy. Falling over when your on solid ground or falling up stairs
I'm so evelyn.
Your very evelyn
Evelyn by Duderboder123 February 11, 2019
One of your very best friends. If your name is Chris, than your more likely to have her as a best friend. She is very loyal and sweet. When you are sad, she can cheer you right the fuck up
Evelyn is so cool
Evelyn by Crcr1213 August 1, 2019