Essential

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.

Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment

by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021

essential travel

Travel that is important to your everyday life. Most commonly includes travel with activities such as surfing.

Surfing is important to me so it is essential travel.

by JT Surfer Dude 71 December 16, 2021

essentials

a group of cactus dildos

i am going to get the essentials for our camping trip

by the mr pugo October 22, 2023

Essentials

A clothing brand for typical gay niggas

“He wears essentials oh yeah he’s gay”

by Varis February 21, 2025

Essential

A gun or weapon.

My essential gettin' dirty AF, I'm gonna mess y'all up one by one.

Make sure you grab your essentials, we throwin the ops a party tonight.

Caught homeboy outside slippin'. He didn't have them essentials with him.

by Hunter#2 August 9, 2025

the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.

"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."

by torzi May 6, 2005