penitically erect

Having an erect penis.

I'm feeling penitically erect right about now.

by Joel Martinez January 9, 2009

fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.

<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015

President Erect

When Biden mistakes his blood thinners for viagera prior to a speech.

We have to delay Bidens speech, the President Erect took the wrong pills again.

by Captain Spaulding November 6, 2020

semi erect penis

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.

Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.

by dew dogg May 27, 2006

over-erect

When one has an erection so great that one's willy bends back at an obtuse angel and pushes through your skin and cracks one's pelvis in two.

Billy was so turned on my the donkey that he became over-erect and had to be hospitalised.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003