Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job

You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!

by Joecoool November 2, 2010

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eelectricity

Da source of da hair-bristling jolt dat you may likely get when you swim in waters inhabited by one or more bluntnose knifefish.

Da ancient Greeks found dat purposely subjecting themselves to eelectricity was helpful for arthritis, pain, blood-circulation issues, and other health problems. I therefore wonder if said "shocking" treatment might also be effective in reducing da "buzz" from having excessively imbibed at da local pub???

by QuacksO April 28, 2021

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Elechrisity

The feeling you have when you meet someone called chris

Jane: I saw Chris the other day and he was electric.
He had a power like no other, he was elechrisity!!!

by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

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electricute

the opposite of electricugly

" What the fuck is electricugly?"
" The opposite of electricute, dumbshit."

by fantasticfourplay September 13, 2012

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electronicity

The attribute of being electronic, like computers, audio and video systems, lasers, cell phones, email, lasers, radios, etc. Pronounced "ee-lek-tron-IH-sih-tee". Also "electronicality", "ee-lek-tron-ih-KAL-ih-tee".

We're surrounded by electronicity, and I LOVE it!

by pentozali August 29, 2011

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