Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.

“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”

“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”

“Trust me, I will make it.”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

seek and destroy

1. sumthing you want to do when your really pissed off at sumone
2. an awesome metallica song off their first album, kill 'em all

1. larry pissed me off, its time to seek and destroy.
2. listen to seek and destroy by metallica, great f**kin song

by rob August 24, 2004

dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

destrominate

To utterly destroy in a physical battle, mental battle, or any other conflict. To "own" someone so completely as to show supreme domination.

"I so destrominated your cat, dude!"

"I just destrominated your toilet."

by Joseph Jaworski July 30, 2005

woke dystopia

The period of time after the advent of social media platforms when tens of millions of people weighed in on events that they did not personally take part in, and yet loudly expressed outrage over despite having no personal stake in the incident, often simply as a tactic to destroy a percieved political or cultural enemy, by calling for the banishing of the ‘antagonist’ in their narrative from doing any public and private business.

Joe Biden suddenly found himself in the woke dystopia.

by Danksford Dictionary April 1, 2019

destroy dick december

First day of December, nut once. On the second, nut twice. So on, until the 31st where you gotta buss a nut 31 times.

"Ayo bruh use up all that nut you saved on no nut november at destroy dick december"

by Bussa Nut November 13, 2017

destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

by edwinnnie November 12, 2015