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Erect titty dysfunction

When ones nipples become erect for no specific reason. This may also apply when ones nipples cannot become erect even with stimulation.
It’s so hot out but my nipples are still hard! I must have erect titty dysfunction!
by Jasminesquirrel November 14, 2018
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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
by 󠀀 March 5, 2019
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erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.
Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
by FrenzyMedia August 5, 2016
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correctile dysfunction

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."
by arymonster November 12, 2012
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Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.
Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.
by emb68 May 15, 2007
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ereptile dysfunction

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.
Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!
by Glennzigx November 29, 2016
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Electile Dysfunction

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017
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