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dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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dylan and caleb

Dylan and Caleb - local suburban white boys who get into mischief

And cause mayhem, they usually get off with a warning or put on a watch list.

They may also have a friend named billy who puts M80's in people's mail boxes.
Sarah : mom , Dylan brought his weird friend caleb over and their making pipe bombs in the garage .

Mother : as long as they didnt bring their fat friend billy over , he threw a wild house party at our expense,
Dylan and Caleb I will deal with later.
by Blu_leef November 6, 2022
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Dylan's Chode

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.
Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk
by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011
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Dylan Brennan-Collins

Dylan Brennan-Collins is actually a gigachad and an amazing person
Dylan Brennan-Collins is and actual lad
by mrfenelon August 31, 2022
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Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic
Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo
by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019
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National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.
I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.
by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019
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Cat Dog x Dylan

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.
by slutowner June 15, 2021
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