The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

A Mia is someone who sweeps you off your feet without having to lift a finger. She is a determined, passionate woman who cares just so much more than anyone else. The love she has to give for others is immeasurable and if you manage to get her to fall in love with you then you will forever be safe because she is also the strongest partner anyone could ever have. She is immensely beautiful and has the absolute best sense of style, the kind of style that is adorable one moment but kick-your-ass, drop-dead GORGEOUS the next. She also can and will be the sexiest person you'll ever meet and is the best flirt. Mia is the type of girl you grow old with and share your life with and never regret a moment of it. Mia is the girl that you love, plain and simple.
by Very lucky guy August 5, 2019

Sexy Caucasian girl. Nice tits, nice ass, great body. Likes to wear super short shorts, and leggings, has a nice ass when she bends over.
Id like to fuck bailey dyer all night, grab her tits, cum in her, id like to fuck her all night long
by PhDicktionary January 28, 2022

A gay cunt that should go neck himself immediately and nobody likes him and when he dies people will want to have a party
by Kys Daniel Dyer May 14, 2018

natalia dyer is a celebrity commonly known for her role as Nancy Wheeler on Stranger things. She is so sweet and kind and extremly pretty.
by queersforstevemcbride August 22, 2020

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time
like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes
like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes
by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022
