THE COMFY DUCKLING

WHEN ONE OF YOUR MALE FRIENDS STARTS SPOONING YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU DO NOT FIGHT IT...HOWEVER YOU NESTLE YOUR BEHIND CLOSER TO HIS CROTCH...JUST LIKE A DUCKLING SHAKING HIS TAIL FEATHERS

Dude, last night Tom passed out and Scott started spooning him...Tom realized it was Scott and actually pulled The comfy Duckling!

by rojo dave July 27, 2010

Dutching

Acting like an asshole not in insulting way. Most dutch people act like an assholes. They don't want to insult you but just make fun.

Guy 1: He is acting like an asshole again.
Guy 2: Nah don't worry, he is just dutching.

by Mr.PolskaTheGiantAmongMidgets February 28, 2021

ditching

to leave school without permission

Jazz was not ditching school when she didnt come. Nerissa ditched her 6th period class.

by Jazzmyn September 19, 2006

dutchland

What idiots call The Netherlands (or if you really must: Holland)

Person: I think he is speaking Dutch
Idiot: How nice, I've never met someone from Dutchland

by dtech January 18, 2009

dutchkin

When you're getting a blow job and at the same time you fart and pull the covers over the person that is sucking your dick.

I gave Marybeth a stinky dutchkin last night.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

Ducklington

Ducklington is a mythical place, often referenced in fantastical texts, which is characterised by a population of mythical duck creatures (strangely).

In context, people may say: "Like you're from Ducklington" in reference to people who secretly believe they live a semi-aquatic existence and refuse to admit they actually live on land with other 'humans'.

by MtotheJlow June 5, 2010

Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010