Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

dung oven

euphemism for an anus, ass. Used in reference to anal sex

Man, that new chick was freaky and begged for it in her dung oven

by Country Dick Montana December 4, 2017

dung sprayer

1) Someone, usually a politician that is totally full of shit.

2) How a hippopotamus relieves itself of feces.

Guy #1: Did you hear that "healthcare" jive that Obama is trying to pull over everyone's eyes?

Guy #2: Yeah, more like socialized medicine. What a dishonest fraud!

Guy #3: Dung sprayer is more like it!

by Paolo Maldini July 23, 2009

Dung Stabber

A slang term for a Homosexual male.

Disease ridden Dung Stabbers.

by DaveyHawk October 2, 2009

dung hatch

The arsehole - where the shite slides out of your arse

I just opened my dung hatch and a dirty big pile of shite flew out

by Camp Nolie October 24, 2007

dung monkey

1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.

2. A person who reminds you of number one above.

3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.

There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.

That Mike can be a real pain in the ass. He's nothing but a dung monkey.

by JBFP May 29, 2008

Dung Shui

the art or practice of creating harmonious bowels that enhance the balance of yin and yang by defecating immediately following a meal.

I ate so much Chinese food, but after dropping a duece my dung shui was restored.

by Mike Arnhaid December 26, 2009