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dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013
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Dookie

Damn, Shaniqua, yo breaf stank like dookie.
by hoity toit November 27, 2003
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Dooking

The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :
When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!
by Ragon February 6, 2009
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Dookeyshooter

Damnnnnnnn, look at that dookeyshooter.
Man that bitch got a dookeyshooter.
Holy shit that hoe got the biggest dookeyshooter I ever seen.
by Flyasaballoonhighasakite September 15, 2010
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dookie strip

Caught the dog eating dookie strip out of the kitty litter box
by Hannah.elizabeth December 13, 2013
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dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
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Dook Boy

Someone who is so far up the boss's ass they smell like dookie butter.
Don't say that in front of Ricky. He is Bobs Dook Boy.
by wsp420 November 3, 2016
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