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Drapering

The point in life where every decision requires a drink and a smoke including when you want to yell at a coworker, sleep with a coworker, sleep with a neighbor or sleep with a total stranger.
My life status is drapering. While having a scotch and a smoke I decided yell at a coworker then decided to sleep with her.
by lordofthighs July 4, 2016
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A Draper

A short lie down, legs in the air. Often accompanied by a ‘Mickey Mussels
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Griffin draper

A very sexy man who is always ready to stand up for someone and is also a very funny person that will always make you laugh.
by Bob Marvin November 2, 2016
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Sean Draper

A great twitter mutual who is kind and respectful to other's opinions and is a great friend who you can always turn to when in need.
Oh he's nice, must be a Sean Draper
by Harry Madden November 3, 2021
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Joshua draper

Weird g.fuel boy who looks a bit gay
Here comes gfuel boy (Joshua draper)
by Shrek.donkey for life December 7, 2019
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Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.
by j5hrp April 7, 2011
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Fucking Draper

Drink - Alcoholic

Usually preceeded by the words: "I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"

1 pint of Stella Artois with a double Sambuca.

Mixed in the same glass.

To be drunk immediately, in one.
"Bartender.... one Fucking Draper please"

"I'M FUCKING READY, WHO THE FUCKS READY, I'M FUCKING READY"
by ifuckpeople October 28, 2011
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