(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.
(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".
(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".
(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.
(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.
(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.
by Fiona December 8, 2004
Get the scotty doesn't know mug.A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.
1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.
2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.
3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.
2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.
3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*
2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
3)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*
2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
3)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?
Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
by Marauder91 April 29, 2016
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Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Don't tell Scotty!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know!(X4)
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)
Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
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