do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Doane Swim Team

When you jump in the lake at Doane University while drunk. There are multiple classifications.

Varsity: Go in the lake naked
Varsity Captain: jump naked off the bridge
JV team: go in the lake with clothes
JV Captain: jump off the bridge clothed

Hey guys let’s get doaned and join the doane swim team.

by czuh October 30, 2019

doandrum

a type of word describing a person or thing which does something

"'baker' is the doandrum of 'bake'"
"'engineer' is the doandrum of 'engineer'"
"Hey guys, can you help me come up with a doandrum for my tech start-up? Google has the doandrum 'googlers' and I want something cool like that."

by Monology July 1, 2021

do an Ed

To do an Ed means going to the pub on Friday in your lunch break but not having any food just liquid lunch; preferably San Miguel

I'll have my lunch now and just do an Ed in the pub!!!

by salofre March 28, 2013

doaner boner

When you begin to get a massive erection due to watching Shane Doan kick ass!

Person 1: Wow, did you see Doan score that goal!
Person 2: Ya, gave me a massive doaner boner....

by hockey muslim May 24, 2012

do an ali ingram

knock six out in an 8 hour period

i'm going upstairs to do an ali ingram

by david cox June 6, 2003

doans

Something that fucking idiots say when they have nothing better.

After posting really ignorant shit on the internet, lincoln told everyone "Doans you later."

by Circus March 26, 2005