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Divortion

The act of abortion & divorce at the same time or after each other.
A's wife divortioned him after he suggested they name their baby Sri Lanka.
by Jout February 17, 2026
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divertissement

I make my room usually, rest of the day is divertissements
by Stefano040792 February 17, 2025
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bump dirties

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.
by Jerome the Black Mamba May 3, 2011
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Collecting Dirties

That “indiscreet” album on your phone that includes all the nasty photos you’ve received and should t have saved (but did). A personalized “spank bank” if you will.
Aww maaan.. you know I been collecting dirties left and right out here, man. Just the way we roll, baby!
by Birddddawggg February 6, 2026
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white and dirties

A very white person and their very white titties.
"Jessica showed me her white and dirties last night"
by Maddixxx January 2, 2019
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