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Unlike my fellow Distubed fans (who own) i will tell u WHY Disturbed owns.
1.Fuck those who say the voclals are repaeted over and over i (and many others) belive that they ehcane the meaning behing what they music is about
2.The music is incridable for all those they say it suck caome to my houise with a gutair and play something better and i'll belive u ,but, until that happens disturbed is THE ONLY BAND that u can actually "listen' to and understand the music (unlike blick-182)
in short n(as it has been said many times before) DISTURBED OWNS!
Things i felt so long before i don't remeber
by the ownnage master January 21, 2005
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Disturbed

best band ever!!! y dont u dumb a**es like them??? they r the greatest most talented band of all time. no other band matters. DISTURBED!!!
by Disturbed~Pyro January 27, 2004
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Disturbate

To derive pleasure from the observation of disturbing material or act.
Yo dude, did you just DISTURBATE over Saw V?
by dearly_disturbed_dan September 13, 2009
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Disturbed

The most spectacular badass rock band on earth, together with Cradle and others. Disturbed just rule.
Disturbed own, no questions asked.
by TheRailgunner April 18, 2006
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Dipsturbate

To throw in a chawski (chewing tobaccy), and proceed to masturbate. Not into dry doggin it? Drop a lil' chaw spit down there for some lube.
Aw man I had a nice dipsturbate sesh and got some chew in my urethra! I spent all night in the ER but I got one hell of a head rush :)
by Taylor Gang BJ May 20, 2011
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distarnated

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.
Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."
by Fearain May 13, 2009
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sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.
STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?
by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008
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