Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

Dirtleg

A female who is trashy or has has a plethora of sexual partners.

Ex: Whore,Skank,Skeezer,Slut

You're sister is a dirtleg.

by Lp Jones January 7, 2005

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Dislexus

A luxury car for those who signal left, and turn right.

by Wizard November 9, 2001

dishlexic

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

by Lok Stok November 26, 2010

dislec

A person who has never been to Disneyland.

Psychotherapist: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."

by plim100 September 30, 2011