disasterbation

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

by oso good April 29, 2023

Disasturbation

When you feel the sudden need to 'choke yo chicken' when faced with almost certain death.

"Oh no the zombies have broken in through my back doors ;)"
*explosive disasturbation*

by Teenage mutant ginga penis November 22, 2014

Disastergame

A video game so unfair and difficult that it's fun

I was playing rimworld last night, its a disastergame

by Disasterman June 3, 2021

Disasterbance

When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.

Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!

by Tarklee May 13, 2022

disasterbaiting

Creating clickbait articles with headlines that make it seem as though a cataclysmic event is predicted in the future (typically an asteroid impact), when the article itself actually claims no such thing.

Another article about an asteroid "approaching" Earth, but actually predicted to miss by half a million miles... getting sick and tired of all this disasterbaiting.

by IndigoFenix August 18, 2022