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Downtown Dining and Entertainment District

Apparently, a popular euphemism (at least in the UK) for vagina after being revealed as the third most popular entry in an ad campaign for Mooncup.
'I've got to see my gynaecologist about my downtown dining and entertainment district."
by EI8HTY6IX May 3, 2010
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fine dining establishment

An overpriced restaurant with polyester tablecloths.

Actual "fine dining" restaurants rarely, if ever, call attention to themselves as such, just as a gentleman does not, by definition, call himself a gentleman.

Give-aways: excess text on the menu (see examples below), capitals on all restaurant-related terms, inflated prices, "house brands" of bottled water and similar, faux-luxe decor, cheap silverware, poor-quality ingredients in fussy recipe, abuse of any of the following: "oven-roasted" (never simply roasted), "sun-dried" (never simply dried), "French," "infused," &c, pretensions to internationalism despite solid Americanisms, like calling blue cheese or fromage bleu "bleu cheese."

Hallmarks of the service include having too many things done with you without your asking for them, such as removing the lid from ketchup bottles. They are normally pretentious, fussy, and ignorant about the food.
On the menu where "spaghetti" should be:

A delightlful Medley of oven-roasted vegetables in a basil-infused tomato reduction Sauce, topping hand-crafted Durum Wheat pasta cooked to Perfection. Offered with Premium parmesan, hand-grated by your Server. $29.95

In the advertising:

Oilivierio's offers a Fine Dining Establishment for your pleasure. Located in (some chain hotel). Chef Antonio Italianobut Bornintorontonio takes pride in the variety of Gourmet dishes he has created. Come and enjoy a meal at Olivierio's today with the $2-off coupon in your ValPak coupon circular to discover the soul of Italy -- right here in Bells Corners!
by K.M. Mennie August 28, 2006
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defensive dining

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.
Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.
by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011
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sage dining

A foodservice company that comes in with a great food for the first year getting a school to sign a long term contract and saving the school some money. After that they become a lunch line with chicken only.
Whats for lunch?
Nothing good its sage dining they never have anything good.
by 0ne Rich kid May 20, 2019
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Sage Dining

1. A company that is mainly school funded

2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy

3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy

4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”

5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.

Student 1: What’s for lunch?

Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.

Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.

Student 2: It isn’t I bet.

Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.

Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt

Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.

Student 1: Same.

2.

Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?

Student 2: No.

Student 1: Why not?

Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.

3.

Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?

Athlete 2: Sure.

Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.

Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.

Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.

4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
by Eucrysgallith June 30, 2020
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From the dining table

a harry styles song that you can SOB to when you’re missing that one person 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Man, i had a mental breakdown listening to from the dining table last night.
by sad bitch 100 March 23, 2020
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punitive dining

Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Friday evening.
PARTNER: "Harris, can you stay late to finish this brief? Dewey Cheatum & Howe will pay for dinner."

ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."

ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"
by An associate July 20, 2008
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