Dimitri

Hot sexy beast who is the definition of more mass = the bigger the attraction

Gyatt damn that guy must be Dimitri

by Orcaballer January 2, 2024

Dimitri

Very hot and sexy but possibly a domestic terrorist

Dimitri just hit the second tower

by Obamas_fav_daddy November 21, 2023

Dimitris

Dimitris entire face and personality is based on pimples.

Pimples are a common skin condition caused by clogged or inflamed oil glands or an increased presence of pimple-causing bacteria on your skin. They're a symptom of acne, and there are many different types, including blackheads, whiteheads, cysts and others. This is mostly found on Dimitris

by NameSiren435547 December 4, 2023

Dimitri Yazov

Soviet general and last head of the Red army before the USSR's collapse. Partook in the attempted coup against Gorbachev.

Also known as the funny trial man due to his gaming great trial attitudes towards the Germans.

Dimitri Yazov: I love nuclear war in the name of making the Nazis cope!

by Gluten filled December 7, 2023

Dimitri Rascalov

Fucking asshole, responsible for romans death in deal ending and works with mikhail faustin and some other asshole. In deal ending, dimitri betrays random dude and then niko kills him but in revenge ending dimitri and other guy are killed separately. Dimitri (deal ending only) hires hitman to kill niko at romans wedding but shoots roman instead accidentally. Niko fucking desecrates the hitmans dead corpse and then goes to kill dimitri and shit

Dimitri Rascalov: fuck u bro
Niko bellic: u killed roman so ima kill u motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 18, 2023

Dimitri Rascalov

Fucking asshole. Responsible for Roman Bellics death in gta iv. Betrayed niko once (twice if you pick deal ending) hes just a fucking naked mole rat. Just pick fucking revenge ending so you can kill this asshole sooner. And also save romans life.

Dimitri: ay fuck u stupid slavic dumbass get fucking betrayed loser hahahahaha

87 missions later…

Dimitri: OH FUCK NIKO PLS DONT KILL ME SHITTTTT

Niko: fuck you Dimitri Rascalov

Dimiti: *dies*

by Balls man 1983 July 24, 2023

Dimitris Nomiikos

The greatest existence in the observable universe.
The example set for perfection.
The Ultimum, the Absolute.

The King of Kings, the God of Gods.

What a wonderful person John is. I'd say he has about 1/18281772828372728 of Dimitris Nomiikos's excellence. That's a huge amount.

by O Aggelioforos November 20, 2021