diddly-pouter

The female external genitalia, viewed as a whole.

"That sure is one nicely-turned diddly-pouter you have there, Miss. I heartily approve."

by Ominous Silence March 15, 2013

diddly-fuck

A person being without care or emotion for someone or something.

I don't give a diddly-fuck about you or your car.

by Cuke Lage July 27, 2017

Diddly doo

Sex

- Heard you hung out with Jessica last night, did you guys do the diddly doo?

by KendallBaby16 November 28, 2014

diddly-squat

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

Diddly squat

A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.

by Thrifty Amoeba September 3, 2018

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011

Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023