Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023

diddly daddle

To get down and dirty on the "axe" (also referred to as geetar or guitar)

Justin: Yo you wanna like smuckers and jam?
Josh: Yeah bro, I'm down for a little diddly daddle

by lunchbox_conundrum May 2, 2011

Diddly ding dong dang it

Something you say when things don't go your way

"Wow there's so much ligma in here"
"What's ligma"
"LIGMA BALLS"

"Diddly ding dong dang it"

by ijustwantedtosharethis February 16, 2019

Diddly Don't

A girl that you wouldn't fuck or "do"

"What do you think of that Karlene chick. She's kinda cute." "What? No way man she's a diddly don't."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

diddly squat

A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.

by AyStyle April 12, 2015

diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

Diddly sqwatt

Absolutely nothing, like gary's brain!

What's in your pants Gary!
Diddly Sqwatt!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003