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dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker
adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch
by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009
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Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.
Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.
by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011
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Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.
n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."
by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006
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dickwhack

Slang.... A dumbass or idiot.
Dude, you are such a dickwhack.
by Kevin fucking Miller December 2, 2007
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dicksack

when the scrotum extends midway toward the tip of the penis.
woah holy SHIT did you see the fucking dicksack on Mister November?
by aka February 28, 2003
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dickjacker

A very attractive yet slutty girl who loves sex.
"Hey you know Kayla right?"

"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."

"Oh yea? How do you know?"

"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.

"That's a shame. She Was hot."
by pseudobro August 29, 2011
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Dickjacked

The act of another woman taking over a conversation you were having with an attractive male.
Example: Man, i so just got dickjacked. Dayum bitch took my man -_-
by SunnySmiles November 5, 2013
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