suck dick day

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

by hi whore December 7, 2019

Grab Dick Days

October 17-19 are national grab dick days. Any girl can grab your dick and you can’t say anything about it

Grab Dick Days is where anyone can touch your dick without permission

by National_days October 17, 2019

National dick day

The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things

Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.

by Daedaedae123456 September 13, 2017

Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.

Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day

by James Longwood June 7, 2011

National Dick Day

June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!

“Omg it’s national dick day!”
“Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”

by Macy Williams June 3, 2018

small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Big Dick Day

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!

A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).

by Ben UK 2010 June 12, 2010