cognitive distortion

an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.

girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.

by crestfallendays July 31, 2018

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

devortion

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process

since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad

by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017

Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

by Chingon December 16, 2005

distortionary

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11, Nazi propaganda films, Planned parenthood brochures

by Truuth December 4, 2004

Distortion

Usally associate this word with drugs, crime and prison

Oh man, what a distorted life you have

by aye December 15, 2003

Dabotionship

Dabotionship: An atypical situationship in Pharmacy school, parasitism-esque, in which one party has the luxury of being provided with dabos (written laboratory reports, assignments, etc.)....well, this party is definitely not the guy who can only hope of starting something more with the other gender

Dabotionship: an academic yakubu job involving the one sided flow of dabos from boys to girls

Kofi's dabotionship with Ama lasted one semester

by PharmDark June 17, 2022