The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.
Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
by Chris Pav January 7, 2007
Get the Diarrheamug. dude took a while everything come out alright?
yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
by kiwi in training January 3, 2008
Get the diarrheamug. by shruikan April 5, 2007
Get the diarrheamug. Liquid poop that shoots out of your butthole at million miles an hour ripping anything in it's path (undees, pants,ect.,ect.) causing the victoms bowels to hurt really bad, and it smells.
by Em05050550505 September 22, 2008
Get the diarrheamug. 1.Ennis: Hey Jack, let go bareback mountin'.
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!
Jack: I'm afraid not, Ennis, I've got my diarrhea!
2.Damn, I've got a pain in the ass, must be the stupid diarrhea!
by Peevee September 4, 2008
Get the diarrheamug. When your pissing out your asshole
Owch!! My stomach hurts so much! I think I need food... as I crawl towards my fridge and get my grape juice. . Then I crawl back to the couch and watch Pewdiepie(YouTube) and rumbling noises coming from my stomach. .... I run to the bathroom and I almost exploded off the toilet!!! Ahhhh, that felt good but theres more and its unpleasant i think i have .... diarrhea...:( this was lil jhonny's prospective, poor jhonny and I type this as I am on tha toilet sitting in the world of shitz!
by funny11yearold February 21, 2014
Get the diarrheamug. diarrhea
by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019
Get the diarrheamug.