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delivered

the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”
bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago
by liljbaby February 20, 2019
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devidere

Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.
Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!
by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014
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Special Pizza Delivery

A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.
"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"
by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013
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Belgian Delivery Boy

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.
I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.
by The Ishi October 7, 2007
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deriverize

verb
1: the take the derivative of
syn: derivate
Deriverize this function.
by CommunistDew August 24, 2004
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Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom
Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.
by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011
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Deliverunable

1. A tangible or intangible object intended to be produced as a result of a project that is not delivered to its final customer.

2. A deliverable that isn't - typically due to last-minute CFs and/or your jackass coworker sitting on a huge project due yesterday for three weeks prior to passing it along to you.
"That surprise high-priority deadline just turned my entire deliverables list into deliverunables."
by EEKatLarge April 10, 2012
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