deuce

a young boy who has a bad hair cut and looks like a homeless monkey

wow that guy is a deuce

by young hippo March 31, 2019

Deuce

Saying bye... sort of like "later"

I gotta go... deuce!

by kt November 25, 2004

deuce

n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)

1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)

by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 5, 2004

Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.

yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce

by amo stylez November 20, 2010

Deuce

An extremely shitty rapper (formerly apart of Hollywood Undead) that claims to be better than Hollywood Undead even though he's only released one album ever. But don't worry, "This shit's coming out soon".

Hey Deuce, how much dick did you suck today?

by Arina Chloe May 11, 2015

Deuce

a word that will fill in any word needed to complete the sentence. it has no exact meaning. the most amazing word known to man.

What the deuce!?
we have to deuce it out!
wanna deuce tonight?

by kdeuce1 June 10, 2009